February 23, 2017
JET teacher Teresa's February Blog Post!
"Good evening, folks.
We have breaking (satirical) news from the English Conversation Club at Seiritsu Gakuen: it was discovered that rabbit-dog hybrids in the form of a tired angel and a chicken as well as actual chickens were drawn on the whiteboard. There also seems to be a Chinese vampire/zombie/ghost called 殭屍, pronounced as goeng-si in Cantonese and キョンシー in Japanese, in the mix.
Below is evidence of the act:
According to Eyewitness Brent, there were five students present around the time the creatures were drawn.
Another eyewitness who wished to be anonymous but who was willing to say her name started with an “L” and ended in “-aurence” said that she may have seen some of the students who drew it. She added, “They were really talented.”
An expert was called in to analyze the picture. According to the expert, there is an actual arm visible in the picture. We did not realize that. She has calculated with 99.99% certainty that it’s a student’s arm due to the uniform.
If you have any information about who was responsible for these beautiful pictures, please contact us immediately. We love chickens, and it’s not because it is the year of the rooster.
Live in the Seiritsu headquarters, this is Teresa."